In a scene straight out of a horror movie a teen, who calls himself 'Count Dave' held up a blood bank in Detroit and stole several pints of blood.
David Hertzogivia, a 19 year old goth, entered the Jackson County Blood Clinic and produced what nurses believed to be a gun. He then demanded that staff hand over fresh blood.
Hertzogivia, who lists himself on his myspace page as 'the last North American Vampire' was arrested by police who quickly arrived on the scene.
"He was dressed head to toe in black" said one shocked witness "he rushed in and it looked like he had a weapon - he said 'give me the blood - I'm thirsty God damn it!"
Luckily the would be blood thief was wrestled to the ground by a passing priest who tackled the deranged teen after waving a crucifix above his head. Many say the priest is a hero.
"The kid went mad when he saw the priest - and the cross - well the priest wrestled him to the ground and then the police arrived" said another eye witness.
A police spokesman said "Hertzogivia has been transfered to a hospital for a psychological evaluation - I just want to say a big fang you though to the priest."
You see, it was like a robbery but it was a blood bank and the robber was a kid who thought he was a vampire, but wasn't, thats the joke of this story. It is like I tricked the reader into thinking it was a real vampire but twisted it to be a goth kid, who robs a blood bank, not a bank with money. Thats the joke. See what I did? I twisted it around, its not true, of course.
The kid was a werewolf really.
The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.
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http://www.thespoof.com:80/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i37715
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